so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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