last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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