We won't sleep together?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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