I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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