gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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