Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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