I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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