Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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