no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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