Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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