The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Randomize
