U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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