She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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