i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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