I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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