he shaved USA in his pubs
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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