I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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