I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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