I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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