How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
