If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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