so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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