She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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