That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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