I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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