We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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