I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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