i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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