dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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