Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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