The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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