He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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