That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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