There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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