I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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