Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
