I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I enjoy the company of your penis
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
