his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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