I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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