I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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