I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
