he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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