Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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