No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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