I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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