I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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