Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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