well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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