She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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