Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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