did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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