Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i believe in u and ur pee
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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