Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
