What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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