How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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